tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30520216512503800832024-03-13T09:22:10.692-07:00Romancing the GothSir William Welleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09667999130223432946noreply@blogger.comBlogger156125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3052021651250380083.post-57804326703007893172012-09-20T14:06:00.000-07:002012-09-20T19:39:41.063-07:00Recommendation: VOODOO coffin pool cue case<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Does the speacial ghoul in your life like to shoot pool at the local watering hall or at a pool hall, or in a pool league? A great gift to surprise him or her with is an awesome fabric lined pool cue case in the shape of a coffin!</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana;">You can find this case for under $75.00 through <a href="http://www.pooldawg.com/" target="_blank">www.pooldawg.com</a>. I gave one to my new love, who started shooting pool in a league, along with a cool skull etched pool cue, and she and her friends still can't get over how amazing this looks...also scares the batshit of Day-Crawlers on the bus and subway! </span></div>
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Sir William Welleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09667999130223432946noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3052021651250380083.post-41329421488087543212012-08-03T14:35:00.000-07:002012-08-07T12:31:59.229-07:00Tip #66: The Inside Joke<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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relationship you find yourself in, from the courting phase to having been
married for what might seem like an eternity, it is very important to share at
least one or many private inside jokes that are only funny and meaningful to
just the both of you. Something that only both of you will relate to and will
leave the rest of the world scratching their heads trying to figure it out.</span></div>
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<span style="line-height: 115%; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span style="line-height: 115%; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Allow me to give you a quick example:
BATH SALTS. Now…to most people…the combination of these two innocuous words of “bath”
and “salts” would only desc</span><span style="line-height: 115%; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;">ribe a frivolous beauty or relaxation product and
certainly not trigger a humorous response…granted. However, for the lovely
creature I am seeing and myself, not only do these two mundane words strung
together makes us giggle like giddy little schoolgirls, but it also denotes a
meaning of attraction and passion! </span></span></div>
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for us: Remember a few months ago, there was a pretty twisted story out of
Miami, Florida in which a homeless man was found buck-naked and chewing off the
face of another homeless man who was also in the buff? Well, if you do or don’t
remember, the outcome of this very bizarre story was that the aggressor in this
incident was completely zoi</span><span style="line-height: 115%; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;">nked out on a bad batch of LSD, but he said to the
authorities that he had taken bath salts! In a matter of hours from the news
breaking there was a huge online social network buzz calling this the beginning
of the Zombie Apocalypse. Now, with that nugget of information in mind, one
night my precious and I, after some substantial drinking, found ourselves
in a blatant public display of affection…and let’s just say it was said to have
been...somewhat messy. After a few days, some of her friends mentioned to her
that it looked as though we were chewing our faces off as we kissed…and from
that moment on the inside joke of “BATH SALTS!” was born! So now, every time we
want to discreetly communicate to each other the notion that one of us totally
wants to snog the other randy, we simply say “bath salts” and then it’s usually
followed up by a “Rawr! Nom Nom Nom!” and sealed with a dainty kiss. </span></span></div>
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<span style="line-height: 115%; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">A little complicated? Sure. But that’s
what makes it our own! We have another triggered by the words “EGG WHITES!” but
that one is way too personal to post on this blog. To create your own
personalized inside joke moment you both have to be, first of all, on the same
wavelength about many things. Then, when the right moment happens (you’ll just
know when this happens…you’ll feel a strong connection in sense of humor)
solidify the idea, situation, meaning, etc. with a simple title, gesture, or
even a facial expression, as long as it serves as code between the two of you.
Lastly, if the inside joke becomes outdated, stale, or no longer relevant…no
worries…find or make up a new one! Bonus: Two Goths smiling and laughing to
themselves over an inside joke scares the bejeezus <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>out of Day-Crawlers!!!<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span class="messageBody" data-ft="{"type":3}"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Was watching Mad Men (yes...I watch Mad Men) when I ran across this song...Listen to the lyrics...WTF?!?!?! What the hellz was wrong with people back in the 1960's ?!?!?! *facepalm*</span></span></div>Sir William Welleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09667999130223432946noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3052021651250380083.post-77735769503014232332012-06-30T14:08:00.000-07:002012-06-30T14:08:00.212-07:00THIS JUST IN: Celebrity break-ups make you go Goth and then back again!!!<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">HA! O.K....if you haven't heard by now, via the mainstream media, someone has created a special wedding ring, made of titanium, with the words, "I'm Married" engraved backwards inside the band. The result: If the wearer decides to take off the ring in order to fool a single woman, or man, into a fling, the tell-tale branding will be apparent on the deceitful spouse's ring finger skin. Kinda like on C.S.I. where they could tell if someone was or was not married due to a discoloration on the finger where the ring should be...only crazier. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Available through a novelty gift internet shopping site, thecheeky.com, this ring actually retails for $550.00! But what I don't understand is: 1) If you have to buy this ring for your spouse, you should really be spending the money on a marriage <span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin;">counselor</span> or a divorce attorney, or 2) if your spouse just can keep his or her pants on...wouldn't a more permanent tattoo be way more effective??? And 3) believe it or not, there are many single women and men out there that actually get turned on be seducing a married person...so in that regards, this ring can serve as an aphrodisiac!!!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><strong>rap·port</strong><br />[<em>ra-pawr, -pohr, ruh-]</em> <strong>noun </strong>relation; connection, especially harmonious or sympathetic relation</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">If you analyze any great romance throughout history -- or any sappy romantic/comedy plot Hollywood churns out monthly to disillusion their female audiences into believing what true romance is supposed to be like -- you will soon notice a habitual pattern when it comes to the storyline: Boy meets girl; boy and girl fall in rapport; boy and girl have a break in rapport; boy and girl reconcile; boy and girl fall in love in a grand manner; happy ending.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana;">Did you notice that that rapport /break in rapport part in the middle? That's actually a crucial and very important part of a grand romance. Let me explain...when a couple are first going out with each other, everything is giddy and cute...as it should be...it's that "teenager" type feeling you get in your gut. The couple is getting to </span><span style="font-family: Verdana;">know each other, mentally, emotionally, and even physically...this is creating rapport to see if they are compatible with one another. This can go on for as little or as long as it takes, building up beyond "falling in rapport" to "falling in love."</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana;">But, at one point, along this path, there is a certain, and sometimes sudden, break in the rapport. This can be as minor as a small disagreement over something trivial or a trip (business or vacation) apart, or as major as a temporary break-up due to one or both parties feeling hurt and/or betrayed. Depending on the severity of the individual situations, a break in rapport can sometimes lead to a permanent closure to the relationship...this happens. However, it is within that break that each side examines and evaluates the core values of said relationship. It is worth a reconciliation? Is the absence of the other a growing pain in your heart...or is it a warm and comfortable feeling of relief? Not matter what the situation or outcome is, a minimal amount of thought and effort must be placed here...unless, of course, if the relationship is an abusive one. Never second guess those! Run as far away as possible from those!!!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana;">If the relationship is worth fighting for, and was meant to be, then a grand gesture for reconciliation is in order to re-solidify rapport and hopefully move onto pure and mutual love. If it wasn't meant to be, the two acquaintances will simply continue to drift apart and until one or both build new rapport with someone else. If it weren't for reconnecting with a loved one after a break in rapport, what would those romance films do with with all of those scenes of someone chasing down a departing train from the station with their lost love aboard it? Or the slow motion run-toward-each-other-and-embrace-on-the-beach scenes? Don't believe me? Rent out any romantic drama or comedy movie, TV show, etc., and prove me wrong. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana;">It does sound pretty crappy but some conflict does make for a better story...it's just the way romance works. In the end, I think that the <em>break in rapport</em> phase exists in order for each individual in a relationship to feel just that: a bit of individuality. If not, you could be drifting toward a co-dependant relationship...not a good place to find yourself in! So, basically, the tip here is that at any given moment, you will find yourself in this lose of rapport phase. When you mutually consent to reconnect, it is important to make a grand affair of it...it can be simple or over-the-top...just make it hyper-romantic as to <em>seal it with a kiss.</em></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">For most people, a goal of being in a long term relationship is to one day get married with their chosen partners. For others this is not something they would subscribe to...and that is fine. However, whether you plan to get married or not, I would like to propose (pun intended) the notion of the <strong>Epic Engagement</strong>.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Now, understand...you can become "engaged" to the notion of being committed to each other; engaged to growing old together; or engaged to actual marriage...and all of that is acceptable according to your relationship and ideals...yet the actual engagement should be a grand event in its own right! Here's how:</span><br />
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<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><strong>THE ENGAGEMENT RINGS</strong> -- That's right...you read it correctly...I made it plural! An engagement ring for her <em>and</em> for him (or substitute appropriate gender here...I can't keep up anymore). Long gone are the days in which a man stakes his claim on a woman, branding her as his 'potential' property before marriage with a tentative ring -- which, somehow, is considerably more expensive than the actual wedding bands -- when placed on her wedding ring finger screams: <em>"WHOA there fellas...this specimen of femininity partially belongs to yours truly!"</em> No, no, no...now, as Goths, you both get to be branded...equally.</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><strong>MAKE IT A PARTY</strong> -- Whether you plan to announce or actually propose at a festive gathering...be sure to have a gathering. This is the first crucial step in making the Epic Engagement...well...epic. Plus, there is such a thing as <em>engagement party gifts</em>!</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><strong>LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION</strong> -- Party or no party, the location on which you will "mutually" propose to each other should be rather significant, meaningful, and romantic to the both of you. A restaurant, at a festival, in a botanical garden by the Venus Fly Trap exhibit, at a Goth night club, or in a cemetery...have at it, just be sure of the location and the logistics behind it work out right.</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><strong>THEME</strong> -- Now, while the overall theme of your Epic Engagement will undoubtedly be Goth, try to narrow it down a tad into something a bit more fun and inspired. Some suggestions include: The Addams Family, a funeral for your recently deceased single life, pirates, medieval, Victorian, werewolves vs. vampires, steampunk, Halloween, winter forest, or any Tim Burton film. Then find very creative ways to bring your chosen theme to life by way of decor, fashions, food/beverage, and other assorted accessories. Two great online sources for themed party supplies and decor are: </span><a href="http://www.orientaltrading.com/"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">www.orientaltrading.com</span></a><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> and </span><a href="http://www.frightcatalog.com/"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">www.frightcatalog.com</span></a><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">!</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><strong>VOWS</strong> -- Much like at an actual wedding, vows or a declaration of love should be written and expressed at the time of the engagement. To make this task a bit easier to conceive, just think of the promises you intend to bring to this union in the present and for the future and surround it with some dark romantic imagery. Seal it with a kiss, a drink, or a slap on the ass.</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><strong>ANNIVERSARIES</strong> -- Just as important as wedding anniversaries, engagement anniversaries should also be celebrated annually. To mark the significance of this date try to do something in accordance with your initial engagement's theme...remember reading #4 above? Gifts are also <em>de riguer</em> (<a href="http://romancingthegoth.blogspot.com/2011/06/tip-35-anniversary-gifts.html">See tip #35</a>). </span></li>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana;">The lesson here is to make an important event in your fortunate relationship into an over-the-top and very memorable one! Go all out and turn it into a epic production that will stay with you until your agonizing gasp of air...just make absolutely sure that your significant other will definitely say <em>yes</em> before you make a complete fool out of yourself! <em>Bon Chance!</em></span></div>Sir William Welleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09667999130223432946noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3052021651250380083.post-45550779042697701902012-04-23T13:11:00.003-07:002012-04-23T13:12:04.726-07:00Young Love...<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">So sorry I haven't been writing much on this blog as of late. Haven't been really chock full of great romantic ideas for the past few months. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">I'll be working on some new stuff and will post it up soon. Promise.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Meanwhile, if you are in a wonderful loving relationship, go right now and give that person in your life a very grateful kiss followed by a long soulful hug. You are the luckiest person alive...or at least undead.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">On a first or second date it is very important to avoid the three following topics of conversation. It seems quite clear and evident, but you would be surprised how many people forget to adhere to this rule (especially Day-Crawlers). The three topics to avoid are:</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Don't do it. Contrary to popular Day-Crawler belief, you should <em>never</em> use a romantic gesture to apologize after an argument or a fight. This will only taint your future romantic gestures for some time to come. Instead, simply give a sincere apology and put any and all romance on hold until the both of you have cooled down a bit or maybe after a week. Then pick up where you left off. Giving a peace offering of flowers or a gift to win back sympathy is a cop-out and if you think about it...rather insulting to insist that one's affections can be won by gifts.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Think of this as a marathon date in which you and your loved interest (no matter how long committed to each other or first starting to date) will set aside fourteen continuous hours where you will try to cram in as many fun activities as you can, back-to-back. Obviously, precise scheduling is key here! </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana;">Start at around, say, 2pm for example and factor in events like: a late lunch, one or two movies, a theatrical performance, shopping, dinner, visiting a museum or cemetery, meeting some friends for drinks at a bar for a while, going to a nightclub, etc..</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana;">The main idea here is to get the most out of the entire time you have together. This works especially well for those who are too busy, have conflicting schedules, or are in long distance relationship and you have a time limited visit. Lastly, it doesn't hurt to throw in some <a href="http://romancingthegoth.blogspot.com/2011/03/tip-8-planned-spontaneity.html" target="_blank">Planned Spontaneity</a> into the mix!</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana;"><em>Carpe Diem!</em></span> </div>Sir William Welleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09667999130223432946noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3052021651250380083.post-78590469267256285172012-02-15T12:53:00.000-08:002012-02-15T12:53:02.349-08:00Day-Crawlers!!!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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